I Swallow Naughty Greeting Card
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- KushKards Greeting Card
Product Description
Introducing the "This Card Might Suck But I Swallow" greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections.
The simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor.
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Shipping & Returns
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Return Policy
DankStop is proud to offer the industry's most customer friendly return policy :) If you are unsatisfied with your purchase for any reason, you may file a return for unused items within 7 days of delivery. Due to legal liability, DankStop does not accept returns on items that have been used. You can contact our support team directly via live-chat, phone, or email at 1-844-DANKSTOP (326-5786) and support@dankstop.com.
Shipping Info
How much does shipping cost?
DankStop offers free USA shipping on all orders. In addition, you may choose to purchase expedited shipping (2-day, Overnight, etc) at checkout. International customers receive free shipping on orders over $300.
How long does free shipping take?
Free shipping is delivered via USPS or FedEx, and takes anywhere from 3-5 business days.
How long until my order ships?
All orders placed before 2pm EST ship out same day (Mon-Fri). Orders placed after 2pm ship the following business day.
Do you offer discreet packaging?
- At DankStop, we completely understand our customers needs for discreet packing. For your privacy, all packages are shipped in unmarked brown or standard USPS Priority boxes with a return address of DS Distribution LLC. There will be no mention of DankStop on your package.
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