Ultimate Gold Synthetic Urine Golden Shower Kit
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Synthetic Urine Golden Shower Kit

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Product Details:
Product SKU: SS-1445
Authorized retailer of Ultimate Gold
  • Ultimate Gold Detox
  • Synthetic Urine
  • For Drug tests
  • fetishists and pranksters
  • Not a Detox Drink

Product Description

Clean Pee is Easy

When shopping for the most lifelike urine substitute, Ultimate Gold Fake Urine passes the test! It’s 3 oz of completely synthetic piss that comes premixed to be like the real thing, minus the harmful bacteria, pathogens, and chemicals that can be in natural pee. 

There are many uses for fake pee, including fetishes, pranks, urinalysis calibration for drug tests, and more. Ultimate Gold Fake Urine contains the same smell and appearance as real urine! Unlike detox systems that try to clean pee, the fake stuff is the cleanest way to go.

 

Ingredients in Synthetic Urine

Ultimate Gold Fake Urine contains the same smell and appearance as organic pee! It is a high-quality, laboratory-crafted sample that is so similar to piss; the company’s biggest clients are drug testing labs. They use it to calibrate urinalysis tests!

Making fake pee comes down to a formula that delivers the same ingredients as actual human discharge. It’s a critical list to match the analysis of biological waste for a completely realistic sample. So, the same things drug tests check for are in Ultimate Gold Fake Urine, including:

 

  1. Creatinine

  2. Urea

  3. Uric acid

  4. Vitamins

 

Fake Urine Passes the Test.

The human body expels all of these waste byproducts when we pee. They affect the overall look, smell, and consistency of real urine, which is why they’re checked in sensitive drug tests. But fetishists have different criteria for their fake pee, which comes down to the senses.

Adding the essential components of urine- uric acid and urea- delivers the lifelike aroma and yellowy appearance of this fake piss. Keeping with the times, like urinalysis, also pleases the playful and Ultimate Gold Fake Urine aims to please!

 

Drug Tests, Fetishists, and Pranksters

Everyone involved in pee play (which, in this case, includes drug tests) has different criteria. In addition to creatinine, urea, uric acid, and vitamins, science validates urine with:

 

  1. Temperature

  2. pH

  3. Specific gravity

  4. Bleach (An old trick to fool drug tests, can be detected)

  5. Peroxide (Used to fool drug tests, can be detected)

  6. Glutaraldehyde (Used to fool drug tests, can be detected)

 

If any of these markers are off, they will invalidate a drug test. Ultimate Gold Fake Urine was designed to meet these markers, coming as close to organic pee as possible.

Fetishists and pranksters are more concerned with color, smell, flavor as well as temperature. So, each Ultimate Gold Fake Urine kit comes with the 3 oz. Premixed bottle, a temperature strip, a chemical warming pad, and a rubber band.

 

How to Use Fake Urine

The premix bottle has a shelf life of two years. Although it can be heated and reheated, it’s most fresh just after the seal is broken. Directions call for heating in a microwave, uncapped, for 10 seconds and using the temperature strip to ensure the sample is between 94º and 100º.

Temperature is probably the universal aspect of fake pee to make it realistic. That temperature range is the same as it comes out of your body. It’s also the same range checked in drug testing labs.

 

Pee to Go

The Ultimate Gold Fake Urine kit also includes a heating pad that’s chemically activated. It’s similar to glove warmers used by skiers and outdoors enthusiasts so that it can go anywhere. Like the bottle of pee, the heating pad is small enough to fit into most pockets.

Part of urine fetish is the fact that it’s warm. And, like having to use the restroom, urine play can happen anywhere, any time. So, Ultimate Gold Fake Urine is made to go- attach the warming pad to the bottle with the rubber band, and you’re ready to take the flow on the road.

What's In the Box

What comes with Ultimate Gold - Synthetic Urine Golden Shower Kit
This purchase includes:
  • Synthetic Urine Golden Shower Kit
  • 3 oz synthetic urine premix formula
  • Flip-top plastic travel bottle
  • Temperature strip
  • Warming pack
  • Rubber band
  • Free USA Shipping
  • Discreet Packaging
  • Satisfaction Guarantee

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