DankStop Retro Pastel Beaker Review: Is This Dual Perc Bong Worth It?

The DankStop Retro Pastel Beaker is worth it for users seeking an exceptionally smooth smoking experience from a stylish, stable, and large-capacity water pipe.

Tired of harsh, cough-inducing hits from your old piece? You know the feeling—you pack a perfect bowl, but the experience is ruined by hot, rough smoke. The search for a bong that's as smooth as it is stylish can feel endless, but that's precisely where the Retro Pastel Beaker comes in.

What Makes the Retro Pastel Beaker Stand Out?

This piece isn't just another pretty face in the world of glass bongs; it's a perfect blend of eye-catching design, innovative design, and a filtration system that seriously elevates your sesh. We're going to break down precisely what makes this water pipe a standout choice, from its unique aesthetic and advanced percolators to its super functional beaker design.

How Does the Dual Percolator System Work?

So, what’s all the hype about the filtration in this thing? It all comes down to a powerful two-stage system designed to deliver ridiculously smooth rips. This dual percolator setup is the engine of the entire operation, working to cool and filter the smoke before it reaches you.

What is the First Stage of Filtration? The Pyramid Percolator

The first stage of filtration is the pyramid percolator. The best way to understand what a pyramid perc does is to think of it as the pre-rinse cycle for your smoke. As soon as you take a hit, the smoke is pulled through the slits in the pyramid perc, which immediately breaks it up into smaller bubbles.

This is the first step in making the hit smoother and is one of the key benefits of a pyramid percolator in a water pipe.  

What is the Second Stage of Filtration? The Dual Tree Percolators

Next up is the main event: the dual tree percolators. After its first wash, the smoke travels up to the second stage of filtration. Here, it’s forced through the multiple arms of two separate tree percolators.

This action dramatically increases the surface area of the smoke that makes contact with the water. More contact means more cooling and filtering, which is how a dual-percolator system significantly improves the smoking experience.

What is the Result of the Dual Perc System?

The result of this two-stage system is simple: the smoke is significantly cooler and cleaner by the time it reaches you. This leads to a considerably smoother sensation, allowing you actually to taste the flavor of your flower. It’s a night-and-day difference from a basic water pipe. It’s a night-and-day difference from a basic water pipe.

What Are the Advantages of the Beaker Style and Size?

Beyond the high-tech filtration, the classic shape and massive size of this piece bring their own set of advantages. The design isn't just for aesthetics; it's about making your sessions easier and more effective.

Why is a Beaker Base More Stable?

One of the most significant advantages of a beaker-style bong over a straight tube is its stability. The broad, flat base gives the bong a low center of gravity, making it much harder to knock over during a group sesh accidentally. It’s a simple design feature that prevents messy accidents and gives you peace of mind.

How Does the 19.7-Inch Height Affect the Hit?

You might be wondering if a 19.7-inch water pipe is considered large, and the answer is a definite yes. But that size is a feature, not a bug. The height of a bong affects the smoothness of the hit because it creates a longer travel path for the smoke.

After getting filtered by the dual percs, the smoke has even more time to cool down as it rises through the long neck, resulting in an even more comfortable rip. Please note that due to its size, this piece is best suited for home use.

How Do You Use and Clean This Bong?

A common question about a piece this complex is how to actually use and clean it without a massive headache. Don't worry, it's easier than it looks.

How Do You Get the Water Levels Right?

Getting the water levels right is key for the best performance. First, fill the beaker base so that the slits on the pyramid percolator are fully underwater. Then, add a little water through the mouthpiece until the arms of the tree percolators are submerged by about half an inch. That’s it—you’re ready to go.

What is the Easiest Way to Clean Complex Percolators?

So, how do you properly clean a water pipe with multiple, complex percolators? The easiest way to clean complex percs is with a solution of 99% isopropyl alcohol and some coarse salt.

Pour it in, plug the openings, and shake it vigorously for a few minutes. Then, just rinse it out thoroughly with hot water. Cleaning after every few sessions prevents major buildup and makes the whole process much easier.

Is This Bong a Good Choice for Beginners?

With all its features, is this bong a good choice for a beginner? Yes, this is an excellent choice for a beginner who wants to invest in a top-tier smoking experience from the start. The smoothness is very forgiving for new users.

However, a bong with multiple percolators is slightly more challenging to draw from than a basic piece. This slight draw resistance is a typical trade-off for getting superior filtration. Its large size also requires careful handling.

Editor's Note: As the editor, I have to say the difference the dual percs make is immediately noticeable. We compared it to a standard single-perc beaker, and the Retro Pastel was significantly less harsh. It's the kind of smoothness you typically expect from much more expensive pieces. It really lets you taste the terpenes of your flower.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is borosilicate glass, and why is it used for bongs?

Borosilicate glass is a type of glass that has boron trioxide added, which makes it highly resistant to thermal shock. It's used for bongs because it can handle rapid temperature changes without cracking and it provides a pure, clean taste.  

What defines the "retro pastel" aesthetic in smoking accessories?

The "retro pastel" aesthetic is all about soft, muted colors like milky pink, blue jade, and light green. It’s a throwback style that feels both vintage and modern, making the piece stand out from typical clear or brightly colored glass.

What color options are available for this specific water pipe?

This water pipe is available in several pastel colors, including blue jade, milky pink, milky green, and milky purple, so you can pick the one that best fits your vibe.

Does the beaker base make the water pipe more stable?

Yes, the wide, flat base of a beaker bong provides a very stable foundation. This design makes it much less likely to be tipped over compared to bongs with a narrow base, like straight tubes.  

Does DankStop offer discreet packaging for shipping?

Absolutely. We understand the need for privacy, so all packages are shipped in plain, unmarked boxes with a return address from "DS Distribution LLC." There will be no mention of DankStop on the outside of your package

If you're ready to stop tolerating harsh hits and want to upgrade your sessions with a piece that delivers on both performance and style, the Retro Pastel Beaker is your answer. With its powerful dual-filtration system and sturdy, eye-catching design, it's an investment in a better smoking experience.