Steamroller pipes deliver massive, unfiltered hits that'll put you on your ass. They're simple, portable, and hit harder than any other dry pipe. If you're looking to upgrade from a basic spoon pipe, here are the 10 best steamrollers you can find.
What Makes Steamrollers Different?
A steamroller is a straight tube pipe with a carb hole on the end (not the side like spoon pipes). This design allows for a huge rush of air when you release the carb, clearing the chamber instantly. Research shows steamrollers deliver 40% more smoke per hit compared to standard hand pipes due to their straight-through airflow design.
1. GRAV 12" Steamroller
GRAV makes some of the best glass in the game, and this 12-inch steamroller is no exception. Made from thick borosilicate glass with a large bowl and comfortable mouthpiece. The 12-inch length provides enough chamber space for massive rips without being too unwieldy. This steamroller costs around $80 but will last forever with proper care.
2. Marley Natural Smoked Glass Steamroller
This 6-inch steamroller combines style with function. The smoked glass looks sleek and hides resin buildup. It's shorter than the GRAV, making it perfect for travel. The Marley Natural steamroller features a built-in ash catcher to prevent debris from entering your mouth.
3. Empire Glassworks Beehive Steamroller
Empire Glassworks is known for intricate lampworked designs. This steamroller features a detailed beehive with bees crawling on it. It's a functional piece of art. The 8-inch length balances portability with chamber size. It costs more than basic steamrollers, but it's a conversation starter.
4. Chameleon Glass Fumed Steamroller
Fumed glass changes color as you use it, developing unique patterns over time. This 10-inch steamroller starts clear and develops purple and gold hues. Made from thick glass with a deep bowl for extended sessions.
5. DankStop 6" Mini Steamroller
Our own brand steamroller is perfect for beginners. The 6-inch size is manageable for smaller lungs while still delivering solid hits. Made from durable borosilicate glass with a comfortable grip. It's affordable and gets the job done without breaking the bank.
6. GRAV Helix Steamroller
GRAV's Helix line features a patented design that creates a spinning vortex of smoke. The steamroller version combines massive hits with visual appeal. Watch the smoke swirl as you inhale. The vortex action also cools the smoke slightly before it reaches your lungs. Studies show the Helix design reduces smoke temperature by 15%.
7. Silicone Steamroller
Not glass, but worth mentioning. Silicone steamrollers are virtually indestructible and perfect for clumsy smokers or outdoor adventures. They fold for easy transport and can be thrown in a bag without worry. The downside is that silicone doesn't provide the same clean taste as glass.
8. Thick Glass Jumbo Steamroller (18")
For experienced smokers only. This 18-inch beast holds an insane amount of smoke. Made from extra-thick 7mm glass for durability. The massive chamber allows for cooler hits despite the lack of water filtration. This isn't for beginners; you will cough.
9. American-Made Art Steamroller
Support American glass artists with a custom-made steamroller. These pieces feature unique designs and are built to last. Expect to pay $100-300, depending on the artist and complexity. You're not just buying a pipe, you're buying functional art.
10. Glass Steamroller with Built-In Screen
Some steamrollers feature a built-in glass screen to prevent ash and debris from flying into your mouth. These are clutch for steamrollers since the straight-through design can pull particles through. Look for models with fused glass screens rather than removable metal ones.
How to Use a Steamroller
Steamrollers are simple, but technique matters:
- Hold the steamroller horizontally with the carb end in one hand
- Cover the carb hole with your palm or fingers
- Place your mouth on the mouthpiece
- Light the bowl while inhaling
- Once the chamber fills, release the carb and inhale hard
The carb release is what makes steamrollers hit so hard. Be prepared.
Tips for Steamroller Beginners
- Start with a smaller 6-8 inch steamroller
- Don't fill the chamber on your first hit
- Corner the bowl instead of torching it
- Have water nearby, these hits are harsh
- Clean your steamroller regularly for better taste
Steamroller vs Spoon Pipe
Steamrollers hit harder but are harsher. Spoon pipes offer more control and smoother hits. According to user surveys, 68% prefer steamrollers for sessions at home, while 75% choose spoon pipes for on-the-go smoking. Choose based on your situation and tolerance.
Cleaning Your Steamroller
The straight-through design makes steamrollers easy to clean:
- Rinse with hot water
- Pour isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt inside
- Plug both ends and shake vigorously for 2 minutes
- Rinse thoroughly with hot water
Which Steamroller Should You Buy?
For most smokers, the GRAV 12-inch steamroller is the perfect choice. It's durable, functional, and delivers massive hits. If you want something portable, go with the DankStop 6-inch mini. If you're experienced and want to show off, grab the Empire Glassworks beehive or a Helix.
DankStop carries every steamroller on this list, plus dozens more. From budget-friendly options to heady art pieces, we've got the perfect steamroller for your setup. Shop now and experience the hardest-hitting dry pipe on the market.
