While some people think Hanukkah earned its nickname because of the Maccabees and a night’s worth of candle oil that lasted a week longer than it should have, real Hanukkah aficionados know that it’s called the festival of lights because of the doobie passed around by the “bad cousins” out back after the 2nd night’s dinner.
If you’re looking for a killer bong to whip out as a present on the first night of Hanukkah or a small spoon pipe that’ll make for a solid day six gift (it beats socks), here’s a list of the best 420-friendly Hanukkah gifts on offer at Dankstop.
Big Hanukkah Gifts for Smokers
When it comes to picking a great gift for the first night of Hanukkah, you definitely want to be sure to pull out all the stops. You have seven more days after this one to give your loved ones the things they need, so why not spend the first night on a big, fun statement piece?
Those who are keen to impress should consider the downright jaw-dropping behemoth of a bong known simply as Stanley. What this 56” tall, 30-pound monster bong lacks in name it more than makes up for in stature. That’s not to mention that this scientific bong is made-to-order and comes apart for easy storage, transportation, and cleaning. Stanley comes with a host of accessories, from cleaning aids to anti-odor cover lids and dishwasher-safe mouthpieces, making this the perfect all-in-one water pipe present for someone who can handle hitting a water pipe the size of a child. It’s hands down the sleekest, most impressive Hanukkah gift you can give to your favorite dry herb lover.
Looking for a big holiday gift for someone who prefers concentrate? Get that sweet someone a Beehive Recycler Water Pipe from heady glass masters Empire Glassworks. Sure, thematically it might be more in keeping with Rosh Hashanah than Hanukkah, but your gift recipient will likely be too busy buzzing with excitement at this beautifully designed little borosilicate oil rig to kvetch about it. There’s also a miniature version available if you’re looking for a small concentrate rig that still packs in a percolating punch.
If you’re going to be giving gifts in front of the family and are looking for a punchy water pipe that’s not going to immediately alert your relatives to what’s going on, check out Big Bertha from My Bud Vase. The colored glass bong is actually a repurposed vintage vase with a hefty base to hold water; it’s basically indistinguishable from a mid-century flower holder. This is a quality that is not lost on the manufacturers, who go to the lengths of including a fake fuzzy bundle of leaves to help camouflage the piece. It’s a beautiful statement bong that wouldn’t look out of place in a proper adult pad, which is pretty unusual for most heavy-hitting glass.
The Best Small 420-Friendly Hanukkah Gifts
You might be in the market for smaller gifts that are good for the later nights of Hanukkah, or you might just not want to throw a bunch of cash at a single big piece. Either way, there is plenty of affordable glass out there that would make a real statement for the holiday.
The Funky Pineapple Bong is a short little stunner of a water pipe, sitting only 7.5” tall but packing as much of a visual punch as any floor bong! It’s colorful and psychedelic with wavy, detailed glasswork and a delicate, fumed mouthpiece. Paired with a roll of hemp wick to make for easy, lighter-free hits, this bong is the perfect little addition to any set of holiday gifts.
Nothing honors the tribe like smoking out of a shofar-style pipe. The Standing Colored Glass Sherlock Pipe is about as close as you can get to a table-stable homage to one of the staples of Jewish iconography, and its set of stable glass feet makes it way easier to keep upright than a ram’s horn. The is the perfect brightly colored piece for any discerning cousin (or cantor).
If you’re looking for some accessories to throw together with the rest of the Hanukkah gifts, consider the Toker Poker Lighter Holster. It’s not exactly referential of the holiday, but it is a handy, inexpensive addition to a great smoker’s holiday gift pack. The plastic cozy holds a lighter and has space for hemp wick to be wrapped around and stored as well as a metal-topped end for tamping smoldering dry herb. The thin metal rod helps to empty out cherried bowls.
A nice grinder, dab tray, and dab tool can also go a long way to rounding out the perfect stoner Hanukkah gift if you’re looking to pop a few extra gadgets in with the rest of the gear!
Nucleus is a great place to look for a gift that is both sleek and affordable.
- published by DankStop